I finally made an appointment to go to the hair salon to get my hair cut. The last time I had it cut was in New York back in August....so it's been a while.
So last night as I was preparing for bed I thought to myself, "my hair looks good...why am I going to get it cut?". Famous last words.
You can probably guess where this is going:
Stylist cut my hair. When she acted like she was done I guided her for another 20 minutes to do certain things to make it look a little better. Not really expecting I needed to guide the stylist when she's charging over $50?! But she blow dried it semi nicely and I figured I'd do what I always do: go home, wash it again, and try the 'do myself to figure out my "everyday look".
Upon exiting the shower and attempting to dry my hair I realized something very bad and very scary happened in that salon and the tears started to flow.
Note to all: I have NEVER EVER cried over my hair. My hair grows so fast that I usually don't care all that much. And, no, it wasn't pregnancy hormones...it was just THAT bad.
So I sit in front of my full length mirror, legs crossed indian-style, tugging desperately at my hair that looks like a 10 year old's all one-length blunt cut. No layers, no style, no body, no nothing---except for a head full of ALL WRONG!
(What in the world happened here? Did I somehow stumble into one of those "budget" hair salons and tell Ms. Salon Scissorhands that I, at the age of 28, felt like reverting to the glory days of my pre-teen hair years? No. I did not.)As the horror of my predicament settles in I start crying again harder and my big belly starts shaking up and down like Santa Claus and his "bowl of jelly" which sort of makes me start laughing and crying at the same time...it was the twilight zone. So I finally call the salon back and they say I can come in and get it fixed by ANOTHER person for free. I have never gone back to a salon to get my hair fixed so I was glad they were nice about it and even the girl who fixed it was surprised at how "juvenile" it looked.
Bottom line: Now I'm back to semi-normal. It's a little shorter than what I like but at least I look my age and I can deal with waiting the 2-3 weeks it will take to make it look normal again. Sorry, but there will be no pictures of this one. I don't want any evidence of this tragedy.